"King? Joker? KING? JOKER? KING?!?! JOKER?!?!
"Is it cold in here or am I just a guinea pig? OH WAIT LOL IT’S BOTH."
"CAN SOMEONE COME AND PIG ME UP?"
I DON’T DRINK A LOT, BUT WHEN I DO, I DRINK Guiness Pig.
IS THIS HOW A HAT WORKS?
"This is too much… I carrot get over this…"
Dear Guinea Pigs in Hats:
I thought you would understand the hilarity of a guinea pig blog site declaring war on another guinea pig blog site and take it lightheartedly. Plus, I do live in a vacuum and find it offensive that you would suck the fun out of it… that’s supposed to be the vacuum’s job! :( I am deeply butthurt.
Guinea Pigs with Hats
P.S. I took the name off the blog description. WHEE WHEE THANKS FOR PIGGING WITH ME.