"1.24 PETTING AVERAGE."

"1.24 PETTING AVERAGE."

"King? Joker? KING? JOKER? KING?!?! JOKER?!?!

guinea pig…”

"King? Joker? KING? JOKER? KING?!?! JOKER?!?!

guinea pig…”

"LIGHT ME UP AND LET’S GO SLEDDING."

"LIGHT ME UP AND LET’S GO SLEDDING."

"Is it cold in here or am I just a guinea pig? OH WAIT LOL IT’S BOTH."

"Is it cold in here or am I just a guinea pig? OH WAIT LOL IT’S BOTH."

"CAN SOMEONE COME AND PIG ME UP?"

"CAN SOMEONE COME AND PIG ME UP?"

"SHIPWRECKED? MORE LIKE PIGWRECKED!"

"SHIPWRECKED? MORE LIKE PIGWRECKED!"

I DON’T DRINK A LOT, BUT WHEN I DO, I DRINK Guiness Pig.

I DON’T DRINK A LOT, BUT WHEN I DO, I DRINK Guiness Pig.

MERRY CHRISTMAS! I SPENT ALL THIS TIME MAKING MY HAT AND EVERYTHING. wait…
guinea pig concepts of time.

MERRY CHRISTMAS! I SPENT ALL THIS TIME MAKING MY HAT AND EVERYTHING. wait…

guinea pig concepts of time.

IS THIS HOW A HAT WORKS?

IS THIS HOW A HAT WORKS?

"This is too much… I carrot get over this…"
Dear Guinea  Pigs in Hats:
I thought you would understand the hilarity of a guinea pig blog site declaring war on another guinea pig blog site and take it lightheartedly. Plus, I do live in a vacuum and find it offensive that you  would suck the fun out of it… that’s supposed to be the vacuum’s job! :( I am deeply butthurt.
Childishly yours,
Guinea Pigs with Hats
P.S. I took the name off the blog description. WHEE WHEE THANKS FOR PIGGING WITH ME.

"This is too much… I carrot get over this…"

Dear Guinea Pigs in Hats:

I thought you would understand the hilarity of a guinea pig blog site declaring war on another guinea pig blog site and take it lightheartedly. Plus, I do live in a vacuum and find it offensive that you would suck the fun out of it… that’s supposed to be the vacuum’s job! :( I am deeply butthurt.

Childishly yours,

Guinea Pigs with Hats

P.S. I took the name off the blog description. WHEE WHEE THANKS FOR PIGGING WITH ME.